Hallions

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Housekeeping for Hallions for individual purchase in the US

The paperback direct buy link is currently available for the US, other markets will follow as quickly as possible.

For Canada and Australia you can request the book via your local bookshop since the book is listed on the bookseller wholesale platform iPage

Housekeeping for Hallions Hardback - US Market - Deliverable to all 50 US States

Housekeeping for Hallions Hardback - Deliverable to North Ireland (6 Counties only @ the moment) & UK only at this time.

What is a Hallion?

A hallion is a creature of uncertain origin and even more uncertain habits. In Ireland—especially in the North—the term refers to an affable rogue: a person who is slightly chaotic, occasionally questionable, but undeniably charming all the same. (There are alternative, less complimentary definitions in circulation. We will be ignoring those completely.) A hallion is the person who means well, usually arrives late, and can hold court in any kitchen - provided the kettle works and the place isn’t spotless.

‘Practical’ Hallion Housekeeping

Housekeeping is overrated. It is drudgery. It is a trap laid by the organised to pressure the rest of us. The hallion’s first line of defence is light management:

  • A 25-watt bulb can make any room appear respectable.
  • Two 25-watt bulbs in opposite corners and you’re approaching glamour.
Distance is your friend. The further the lamp is from the mess, the more spiritual you appear. The hallion also embraces low-friction domestic innovation: Paper plates are ideal: - eat off them, - burn them, - or use them to catch mice (a tiny dab of something sticky is crucial). Selective vision is another essential skill. - Look only at the clean bits, and the rest will follow. Hallion housekeeping is not about perfection. It is about survival, improvisation, and managing expectations—mostly your own.

My Book - Housekeeping for Hallions

A handbook of domestic wisdom for the professional disorganised, the artistically inclined, and the spiritually indifferent.
Housekeeping for Hallions gathers decades of:

  • lived North Ireland experience
  • practical shortcuts
  • low-effort solutions
  • low-effort humour
  • and the eternal truth that life is too short for polishing brass /anything
Note: Wholesale orders by bookshops are possible for the US, Canada, Australia. In the event you are not able to either bulk order or single order please drop me a line via the Contact page.

Please expect changes as distrbution channels are optimised and new channels are added as quickly as possible. This current state of disorder is due to a detailed review of the implications of contractual terms in the distribution channels. This reminds me of a quote:

Expect the best, but don’t leave the house without your spear. Advice from the Norse - R. T. Smith - Shenandoah
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